
Labels: Happy Times
Labels: more Ranting. Some emoness too., Ranting
Labels: My God I'm Going Emo
Brendan : Hi Net
Net : Hi Brenniekins!
Brendan : *wince* Brenniekins.... have you figured out what day it is today?
Net : No, what?
Brendan : It's K-MART Easter Egg Sale Day
Net : Oh, I thought you laid those yourself.
Brendan : My butt's too small and cute to lay easter eggs. *turns and wiggles his bottom*
Net : I'm so glad you look like Hayden Christensen, otherwise i'd have stopped hanging out with you ages ago.
Brendan : :(...................... I know.
And so, the episode finishes.
Ah, I was supposed to describe them. Right, let's see :
Josh : TALL, dark and handsome. He's got darkish-brown hair. Hazel eyes. Perfect teeth. A gorgeous smile. He's got this real bad-boy way of dressing, like biker gloves, the whole cunning grin, the works. Rich like anything. But at the same time, he's such a gentleman. If i need something, he'll literally fly down from his little mansion ( did i say little?) and get it for me. Loves me to bits, knows that he'll eventually corner me and get me to blurt out " OK, you rock."
How we met : I was at Marcus's party when he was celebrating his Udub entry, when he introduced me to Josh ( gosh, i have met a lot of hot guys thanks to marcus and his insane parties.) Anyways, I said, hey, josh. he said, hey, net. We became friends. He said he liked Indians. I said I like curry. He said, we're going to get along fine. I said, I hope not, i don't like you so much. So it started, this whole argueing, old couple sort of picking at each other until one day he's like, look, i like you, a lot, it's making me all confuzzled how much i like you. I guess you probably think i'm such a pain in the ass, whatever. I like you, i don't want to keep arguing with you. Truce?
............................................ CUE DREAM SEQUENCE!!!!
Marcus :........................................Hot. Rich. Fun. Adventurous. Pervert-y. My ex-boyfriend as of a year ago. My potential boyfriend as of god lone knows. I'm starting to like him all over again. LOVE TRIANGLES?S?S?!??!?!?! He bought me a whole bunch of mucho expensive Easter bunnies from Lindt. LOVE HIM TO BITS!
Brendan : Cute guy next door type. He's the guy next door, btw. Sweet, nice-looking, blonde as the sun, totally awesome body. He surfs and swims and sails and surfs and swims and sails. There's very little of brendan that isn't tanned. Yummy. Too sweet for my liking. Did i mention he looks like Hayden Christensen?
Oliver : My ex-ex-ex-ex-ex best friend until my twin sister dropped off the face of the earth. Naw, he's just some random bloke Becca thought was cute, so i thought, Hon'ble mention.
Peter : MY SUBBY WUBBY SUbway guy. hahah, Petey, I know you're reading this. Don't rat me out. I'm sorry i don't feel the same way about you, but we've gone through all this already. No more drama.
Peter's the nicest guy ever, he buys me subways cuz he knows i love them, he takes care of me, he's always protective of me, he totally got the privilege to date me for 3 whole weeks. Hehe... aww, Petey, I <3>
Did i mention Pete is hot?? Girls, look out! *mwahz to Peter* He's mine.
Jordan : This really cool guy from Spain. Not much to say about him. He's v. quiet, v. impersonal, v. funny, v. good-looking. Garumphies.
Erm, all the other guys who i may have forgotten...........OMGZ, Becca, none of your beeswax!
End of transmission.
Going ice-skating this saturday. You coming with, all of you?
XOX,
Net.
Labels: Rantification and Randomity